Friday, May 16, 2008

Suitors


So I've finally decided. I'm going to kill all of the suitors. They have been trying to get with my wife for twenty years and I'm sick of it. They've earned their punishment. The Goddess Athena is going to help me, as she's favored me for my entire life. Even though these suitors are stupid, I'm still going to outsmart them. I hate the way they just assume that I'm dead, without even having a tiny bit of fear. Well, I will teach them to fear. When I am finished with them, they will know the meaning of fear. Although, they will soon all be dead, so I suppose there is no need for me to worry. Dead men tell no tales.

3 comments:

Odysseus said...

this must have been a pretty big decision on your part, although it seems to be the right thing to do.

Odysseus's journey said...

what a great piece of work, im glad you finnally decided to kill the suitors, I would do the same.

Pen said...

He sounds really pompous for Odysseus. But he does have a point, i like how you have him just comming to the decision of wanting to kill the suitors